Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Gross Stuff

Kids just love revolting things!

Besides the omnipresent bathroom humor, things like goo and dirt are all the rage.

Imagine the jokes at Mt. Rushmore when we heard there was a cave with an opening that faced up toward President Washington's nostrils.

According to our children, the jelly beans inspired by the Harry Potter series really do taste like grass, soil, vomit, or ear wax. The smell of them was enough for me.

Beware the toothpaste tubes in our bathroom. If they look fuller today than yesterday, someone probably blew air into them.

On our trip, the request to look for a restaurant brought up the idiom "Keep your eyes peeled" and comments about knives and eyeballs. That leads to further things like actually flipping one's eyelids inside out. Before this, I had no idea that was even possible!

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