Stahlke Adoption

Recipe for Dog Shampoo

Ingredients:
2 quarts hydrogen peroxide
1/2 cup baking soda
2 tsp. dishwashing liquid

Directions:
Drive to a 24-hour Walgreens to make a late-night purchase of the hydrogen peroxide. Upon arriving home, combine above ingredients in a mixing bowl and stir thoroughly. Locate old rags that can be discarded in the trash after recipe is done.

Find dachsund in the back yard, hold one's breath, and carry him to the bathtub. Remove his collar and throw it away, reserving the dog tags for later use. Wash dog repeatedly with shampoo mixture, rinsing occasionally. Do one's best to stave off nausea. When odor on the dog reaches a manageable level, towel dry him and then remove towels from the living area of the house.

Makes:
One dachsund with a slight hint of skunk spray

posted by Stahlkes @ 11:22 AM