Stahlke Adoption

How Not to Win Friends

Take a spoon from our flatware out of the kitchen drawer and leave it in the alley.

Squeeze the contents of a large toothpaste tube behind the radiator in the bathroom.

Pick tomatoes from your sibling's garden plot and hide them in the yard.

Find a permanent marker, pull books and notebooks out of your siblings' backpacks, and color everything green.

And that's only some of the activities observed yesterday!

posted by Stahlkes @ 1:51 PM